🕯️ The Business Office Manager Candle – LTC Boutique Collection (9oz. Soy Candle)

💼 The Business Office Candle – LTC Boutique Collection

Light this candle to bring a little peace (and maybe a touch of financial clarity) to the never-ending storm of AR, AP, denials, and “just one more invoice.” Crafted for the spreadsheet warriors and number jugglers of long-term care, this candle honors those who keep the lights on, the bills paid, and the rest of the facility blissfully unaware of what “aging report” really means.

Scent:

🧺 Clean Cotton – a crisp, refreshing blend that smells like freshly balanced books, reconciled accounts, and the faint joy of a zero-balance statement. It’s the scent of accomplishment, sanity, and a slightly delusional belief that next month will be smoother.

Product Details:
.: Size: 9oz glass jar (2.8″ × 3.5″ / 7.1cm × 8.9cm)
.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick, and a glossy permanent adhesive label
.: Burn time: 50–60 hours of billable tranquility (or one full billing cycle with extensions)
.: Scent profile: crisp, clean, and oddly hopeful—like your desk on the one day it’s actually organized
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Disclaimer:
Does not replace caffeine, correct payer sources, or have the ability to fix a claim stuck in limbo.
Keep away from auditors, aging reports, and anyone who says, “Can you just pull that real quick?”