🕯️ The Survey Candle – LTC Boutique Collection (9oz. Soy Candle)

🕯️ The Survey Candle – LTC Boutique Collection

Light this sacred flame to summon flawless survey results, compliant care plans, and fully signed MARs. Infused with hope, caffeine, and a hint of panic — perfect for administrators, DONs, and long-term care warriors facing survey week with equal parts grace and dread.

Scent:

🌿 White Sage & Lavender – calming herbal notes to purify your workspace (and your QAPI data).

Product Details:
.: Size: 9oz glass jar (2.8″ × 3.5″ / 7.1cm × 8.9cm)
.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick, and a glossy permanent adhesive label
.: Burn time: 50–60 hours of compliance-inspired calm
.: Scent profile: clean, soothing, and slightly magical (like a deficiency-free survey)
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Disclaimer:
Does not replace documentation, infection control, or caffeine.
Keep away from surveyors, clipboards, and existential dread.