🕯️ The MDS Coordinator Candle – LTC Boutique Collection (9oz. Soy Candle)

Light this candle and summon the power of focus, patience, and just enough caffeine to survive another assessment cycle. Crafted for the unsung data wizards of long-term care—the ones who speak fluent ICD-10, dream in Section GG, and can smell an inaccurate chart note from three units away. This candle honors those who keep the reimbursement flowing and the documentation detectives on high alert.

Product Details:
.: Size: 9oz glass jar (2.8″ × 3.5″ / 7.1cm × 8.9cm)
.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick, and a glossy permanent adhesive label
.: Burn time: 50–60 hours of coding clarity (or about one submission cycle and five “quick fixes”)
.: Scent profile: warm, spiced, and determined—like you, with three sticky notes and one last nerve
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Disclaimer:
May cause spontaneous chart audits, excessive sighing, or flashbacks to missing documentation.
Not responsible for sudden urges to recheck Section GG or yell “ARD DATE!” into the void.
Keep away from denials, survey week, and overly confident IDT members.