Light this sacred flame to summon dependable CNAs, punctual nurses, and fewer “Sorry, can’t come in” texts. Perfect for exhausted schedulers, charge nurses, administrators, and anyone who’s ever begged someone to “just pick up one more shift.”
Scent: 🌸 Sea Salt & Orchid – a refreshing coastal blend that soothes the soul, softens burnout, and gently whispers “maybe tonight’s shift won’t fall apart.”
Product Details: .: Size: 9oz glass jar (2.8″ × 3.5″ / 7.1cm × 8.9cm) .: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick, and glossy permanent adhesive label .: Burn time: 50–60 hours of desperate hope .: Scent profile: light, floral, and mildly delusional — like believing you’ll be fully staffed by Friday .: Compliant with ASTM safety standards .: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Disclaimer: Does not replace agency contracts, bonus shifts, or caffeine. Keep away from staffing coordinators, broken time clocks, and existential dread.
