🧸 The “Interim Dietary Manager” Teddy Bear

Because when the kitchen’s in chaos and the puree looks suspicious, somebody has to smile through it.

Say hello to your new soft-spoken, stress-absorbing sidekick — the Interim Dietary Manager Bear. Dressed in a perfectly pressed T-shirt that declares its temporary authority, this fuzzy overachiever has seen it all: missing deliveries, broken dish machines, and staff who “just stepped out for five minutes” two hours ago.

This bear understands that interim doesn’t mean inexperienced — it means heroic, caffeinated, and armed with a clipboard.

Perfect for:

• Dietary pros who got promoted by accident (“Just until we find someone”)

• Staff who know the difference between minced & moist and IDDSI Level 5 in their sleep

• Anyone who’s survived state survey week with all their recipes (and sanity) intact

Product Details:
.: 100% polyester fur and filling for maximum huggability (and zero cross-contamination)
.: Size: 7" x 10" — compact enough to hide behind the dry storage rack during meal rush
.: Comes with a dapper black bow tie — fine dining, LTC edition
.: T-shirt printed in full color so everyone knows who’s holding the kitchen together
.: Handwash only (the shirt — not in the mop sink)