🧸 The “Interim Director of Nursing” Teddy Bear

🧸 “Interim Director of Nursing” Teddy Bear

Because nothing says “held the facility together with caffeine and sheer willpower” like a teddy bear in a scrub-sized T-shirt.

Meet your new emotional support DON — soft, squishy, and far more dependable than the last three agency nurses combined. Dressed in a crisp little shirt that proudly reads “Interim Director of Nursing,” this bear embodies the true spirit of long-term care leadership: chaos management, clinical diplomacy, and pretending you have a day off.

Perfect for:

• DONs who said, “I’m just helping out for a few weeks,” three months ago

• ADONs suddenly promoted by surprise

• Staff who know the real job title is “Director of Everything”

Product Details:
.: 100% polyester fur and filling for maximum huggability
.: Size: 7" x 10" — perfectly portable for emergency desk hugs or venting in your car
.: Comes with a black bow tie, because professionalism survives even in crisis
.: T-shirt printed in vivid color so everyone knows who’s holding it together
.: Handwash only (the shirt — and maybe your soul)